insidefevers:

why is this happening

(Source: kawaiidk, via ieroection)

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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Nibbles is over!

uh, I’m flattered and all, but you’re married and I’m in a relationship…

vanillish:

new leaf isn’t going to pay for itself

(via areyouafraidofthedark)

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

(via obamasbigblackdick)

oh, Shep, I have such a huge crush on you because of the way you talk to me #ilu

Frobert came over! #swag #iluFrobert

sonnycest:

[PATRICK STUMP VOICE] SO FUCK YOU YOU CAN GO CRY ME AN OCEAN and i’m really sorry for my language have a nice day and stay in school

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sheiswolf:

It’s real funny [except not funny at all] how the way to devalue, dehumanize and gaslight women is to say they have Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues became a well known thing because men have become known for abusing and leaving their children

And yet, somehow that’s a reflection on the daughter and not men

But Feminists make up sexism right?

(via falloutchainz)

nayx:

STOP SCROLLING: help!  i hate doing this, i know everyone hates this.  but im really short on cash right now and there’s this dragon dildo

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